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Joke of the Day

"If your drug dealer doesn't give you any change, he's probably not going to give you a receipt either."

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"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."
"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."
"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"
"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."
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