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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"
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"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."
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"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."
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"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"
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"Sad that at 36 I have yet to experience the dirty dancing lift. If it doesn't happen by 40 I'll just start running at random strangers."