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Joke of the Day
"What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste."
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"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
"Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples."
"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."
"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"
"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."
"A woman goes to the doctor with a nail in her ear 'What's the matter?' asks the doctor. 'I'm listening to metal.' she answers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"