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Joke of the Day
"What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste."
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"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?! NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."
"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."
"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"
"My cat is an artist He drew blood"
"I love going climbing with my friends... They never fail to let me down."
"The first mate on a pirate ship sees the captain with a wheel in his pants... The first mate asks why the helm is there and the captain replies, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers. Good talk."