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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand. I've stared at you from a distance multiple times throughout the year. How'd you not know I was in love with you?"

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."

"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."

"My attempt at a terrible Christmas joke. What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas? Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*"

"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."

"I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both. Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros."

"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"

"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"

"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."

"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."