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Joke of the Day

"I once had sex on a camping trip... It was fucking in-tents"

"Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water."

"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."

"So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic."

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It ""trickles down"" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals"

"What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren't there man"

"Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was fingering A minor."