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Joke of the Day
"What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren't there man"
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"If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion"
"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"
"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."
"[iphone vibrates] 3yo: daddy someone is texting you [landline phone rings] 3yo: what is that sound?"
"[around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI"
"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"