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Joke of the Day

"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."

"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."

"What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!"

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."

"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"

"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."