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Joke of the Day

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."

"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"

"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."

"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."

"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""

"Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness."""

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"

"Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella"

"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""