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Joke of the Day

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"What material should you never use to create or build with? Tin that was mined by moles. Anything you make with it melts immediately."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."

"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"[trailer] Narrator: THIS SUMMER, KEVIN HART Me: oh no Narrator: GUESS WHAT HE'S DOING Me: another cop m- Narrator: ANOTHER COP MOVIE"

"They should have never given you girls fake eyelashes. This chick just blinked and it sounded like a flock of pigeons took off."

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."