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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
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"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."
"I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere."
"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"
"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"I got into a fight against three people earlier and managed to knock one out... In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best time to masturbate."
"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""
"You'll never get hemorrhoids... because you're a perfect asshole."