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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."

"I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date"

"""The Bible"" running on the History Channel is like ""Dragons"" running on Animal Planet."

"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."

"My friend was harassing me with bird puns But toucan play at that game."

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"The teacher asked her class, ""Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"" Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, ""Defeat of de dog went over defense before detail"""

"Why Does Jesus suck at hockey? He's always getting nailed to the boards."