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Joke of the Day
"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
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"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."
"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"