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Joke of the Day

"If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of. (An American)"

"What can you say about lots of protected sex? It is a common misconception"

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."

"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."

"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."

"A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people skip his name"