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Joke of the Day
"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."
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"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"
"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."
"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."
"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""
"What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."
"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"