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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."

"Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. ""Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"""

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""

"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"

"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"

"Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day."