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Joke of the Day

"There's something missing... Girl : Can you listen to me ? Boy : what ? Girl : I like you okay , And I feel there's something missing in my hart . Boy : I think it's an E"

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."

"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""

"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."

"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"

"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"

"My wife asked, ""How do cheese strings work?"" I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work?"

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"

"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"