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Joke of the Day

"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."

"I opened my front door this morning to find a large black coffin. I gave him a pack of Lockets and told him to fuck off."

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"If tennis rules were chasing the ball and bringing it to your opponent without letting him have it, my dog would be the best in the world."

"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"

"The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low."

"if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape"

"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"

"I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school... But there weren't enough members."

"There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear."