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Joke of the Day
"What is the Difference Between a Pretentious Asshole, and a Brilliant Artist? About 6 feet."
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"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"
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"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"
"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them."