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Joke of the Day
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
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"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."
"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."
"The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club."
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance."
"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"
"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."