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Joke of the Day

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"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."

"What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common? You will both be watching the next title fight from home."

"I stopped trying to keep up with the Kardashians. I'm too out of shape."

"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."