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"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."
"INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich"
"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"
"What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?. A tearjerker"
"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."
"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"