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Joke of the Day

"i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time."

"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."

"How did King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even."

"Italian moms vs. Jewish moms At dinner the Italian mom says to their children, ""eat..eat.. or I'll kill you!"" Where as the Jewish mom says, ""eat... eat.. or I'll kill myself!"""

"The last fight I had with my wife was my fault. She asked me what was on the tv. I replied, ""Dust."""

"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"

"KID:Dad what's the difference between a gerbil and a rat DAD WHO IS A MAFIA BOSS:A gerbil sleeps in a cage and a rat sleeps with the fishes"

"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"What do you call a dog in a sub? A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!"