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"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."
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"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."
"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"
"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."
"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."
"Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty."
"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""
"Atoms are Liars... They make up everything."