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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"

"Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth."

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."

"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"

"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"Give a girl a slutty costume and she'll whore around for one night. Give her a bad education and she'll whore around forever."