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Joke of the Day

"[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?"

"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."

"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."

"Relationship status: went to buy condoms and the cashier just said ""yeah right"" and put em back on the shelf"

"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."

"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."

"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."

"what nation do most people not want to be in? urination"