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Joke of the Day
"I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth... ...my basement door doesn't lock properly"
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"If you say ""My Cocaine"" out-loud, you are also saying ""Michael Caine"" in his own voice - MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN"
"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""
"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"
"Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr] yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream"
"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."
"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"