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Joke of the Day

"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."

"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."

"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"

"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James."

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha."

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"