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Joke of the Day
"I was watching the Grammys when something hit me my dad"
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"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
"Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why."
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."
"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."
"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."
"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."
"F*CK You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You And You "
"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"
"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."