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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
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"obama follow me on twitter"
"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."
"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."
"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye."
"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"