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Joke of the Day

"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."

"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"

"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"

"A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become. The boy said, ""Mom? I have something to tell you"" ""Go ahead"", the mother said. ""I promise not to laugh."" *The boy wanted to be a comedian.*"

"How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland? By sending in millions of Muslims"

"What is Viagra for lesbians called? Batteries"

"Nurse: Taking you back into surgery. Something was sewn inside you. Me: What? Can I talk to the surgeon? [from my stomach] I'm right here"

"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"

"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here"