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Joke of the Day

"A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door. a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip"

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"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu."
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"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
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"I'm madly in love with a girl who's a solipsist... ...but she doesn't even know I exist. :("
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"Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church? [oc] Because he cantaloupe."
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