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Joke of the Day
"All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller."
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"So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write"
"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
"80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts"
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"I like my wine like I like my women 9 years old and locked in the cellar"