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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"

"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."

"Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake AFTER baking."

"what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"

"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."

"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."