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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet..."
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"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."
"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"
"A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. ""Help!"" cried the cellist ""I can't swim!"" ""Don't worry"" said the violist ""just fake it."""
"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."
"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."
"I like my women like I like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol"
"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"