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Joke of the Day

"I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool."

"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"i asked my girlfriend what she would do if i won the lottery She said: i would take half of it and run away Then i replied: ok i won 10 dollars here's 5 now get the fuck out"

"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"

"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."

"Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King? Because you have to court her before you pound her."

"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"