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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey in a suit? Over-dressed!"
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"Silence is golden... But duct tape is silver."
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."
"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."
"Our 2-year-old is entertaining everyone at the restaurant by screeching like a seagull every fifteen seconds."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"