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Joke of the Day

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""

"You know, redheads... are pumpkin spiced all year round."

"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"

"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"

"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."