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Joke of the Day

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"The most awkward part of a murder/suicide pact has to be deciding who goes first."

"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."

"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."

"What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."

"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."

"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."