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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"

"Why are executioners so rich? Because they make a killing"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !"

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."

"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."

"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."

"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"

"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."