221472
Joke of the Day
"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."
Next Joke
"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."
"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"
"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"
"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."
"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."
"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."
"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"