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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."
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"Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you"
"I came home to find my best friend fucking my girlfriend Bad dog, you know you're not allowed on the furniture."
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"To impress a woman in the workplace, ignore her body and compliment her IDEAS. Example: Sharon it was a great idea to wear that tight skirt"
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""
"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"