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Joke of the Day

"Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other ""Pass the soap."" The other says. ""Ice cream doesn't have bones."""

"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"

"So, we're doing race jokes: What do you call it when 5 white people have sex? A family reunion"

"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."

"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"

"Panties LUST : Tearing her panties off. Love : Sliding them down gently Marriage : Folding them regularly"

"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."

"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"

"Catfished I met someone online and traveled to their house to hook-up. Knock on the door and a cute blonde opens. I'm pretty pissed, they looked nothing like the 10 year old boy I spoke to."

"A fortune cookie told me I'd receive an important message soon. The message in the bottle told me the fortune cookie was poisoned."