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Joke of the Day
"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."
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"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"
"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."
"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."
"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."
"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"