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Joke of the Day

"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."

"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."

"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"

"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."