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Joke of the Day
"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
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"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."
"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another."
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet."
"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."
"Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory? He was halving Nunavut."
"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"
"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"