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Joke of the Day

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

"I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it."

"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"

"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"

"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."

"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."

"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"

"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"