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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"

"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"

"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."

"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"A lady friend asked me back to her place to chat about conspiracy theories... Orwell, you know."

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."