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Joke of the Day
"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."
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"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."
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"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"
"OMINOUS CHANTING *pentagram starts to glow* YES! RISE DARK LORD! RISE! *Satan tosses pillow through portal* UNGH 5 MORE MINUTES!!!"
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It's CoRnY"
"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."
"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."
"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."