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Joke of the Day

"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."

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"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."
"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"
"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."
"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"
"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"