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Joke of the Day
"What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It's CoRnY"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"
"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"
"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"
"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"
"My stomach just made a really weird noise. I'm sending a pizza down to check it out."
"*inside camp-out tent* ""Wanna hear-"" *puts torch under chin* ""-a scary story?"" *flicks torch on, it vibrates* ""OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."""
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."