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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
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"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."
"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"
"I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber ""That's disgusting"" I said, ""I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."""
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."
"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"
"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."
"What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard."
"[vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please."