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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
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"I tried to share a subway sandwich with a homeless man on the bus. He kept telling me to fuck off and get my own."
"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"
"If I were an attractive girl, I would introduce myself as Hottie McHotterson because I would still be an asshole."
"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."
"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"
"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
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"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."