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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."

"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"

"It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again."

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""

"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."

"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"