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Joke of the Day
"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"
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"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"
"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."
"You guys, The Hobbit is a straight-up ripoff of my unreleased 3-hour experimental film ""Helicopter Shots of People Walking."""
"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."
"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."
"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."
"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."