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Joke of the Day

"Beware of alphabet grenades... Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster..."

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."

"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"

"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."

"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."

"Karen, will you marry me? ""Ugh. No. Please take me home."" *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*"

"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"

"Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital."

"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"